In the United States called “lame” weapons of Russia


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Russia and China being enemies of the United States, claim to have seven of the latest and dangerous weapons, which in real warfare should not be afraid because they probably “suck”, writes We Are The Mighty.

The American edition in a sarcastic form described five Russian “fake” arms and two Chinese. This technique, according to WATM, in fact, does not possess the stated characteristics, unhealthy, or excessive way.

The leader of the rating became a Russian cruise missile with global range, with compact heavy-duty nuclear power plant “Burevestnik”. The range of such weapons in WATM compared with the distance that in February 2007, the car passed NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak.

“All those who did not sleep due to nightmares, do not hesitate to take NyQuil (a popular U.S. over-the-counter cough syrup at on the basis of dextromethorphan (included in the Russian list of III List of narcotics), and doxylamine (a sedative) — approx. “Of the”) and enjoy the dreams because the missile is barely working. And by “almost” we mean that its “unlimited range” is actually 22 miles [35.4 kilometers], or, in other words, 878 miles [1413 miles] less than the U.S. astronaut will chase in a diaper for the sake of victory in a love triangle”, — writes the edition.

Also in the rating WATM included is the latest Russian weapons like the T-14 “Armata” (3rd place), wheel (“boomerang”) and tracked (“kurganets-25”) medium platform (4), a multifunctional fifth generation fighter, the su-57 (6th) and avinashi heavy cruiser “Admiral Kuznetsov” (last place). China represented the fifth generation fighter Chengdu J-20 and Shenyang J-31 (2nd place) and carrier-based fighter Shenyang J-15 (5-e).

Rocket “Thunderbird” was presented by the President of Russia Vladimir Putin in March 2018 during address to the Federal Assembly. According to the head of state, a weapon is a “low-flying stealth cruise missile carrying a nuclear warhead with practically unlimited range, unpredictable flight path and can overcome the boundaries of interception”.

In may 2018 the American channel CNBC, citing sources in the intelligence told about the failed test of a Russian rocket. During the “very successful” test rocket before control over it was lost, failed for more than two minutes to overcome 35.4 kilometer. Then Russia suggested that in CNBC for a contingency took throwing missile tests. In July 2018 In July, the Russian defense Ministry first showed a launch and flight of the Thunderbird.

In July 2006 Lisa Nowak as a second specialist on the mission participated in the mission Space Shuttle Discovery to the ISS. Famous former NASA astronaut acquired when in February 2007 decided to slug it out with the captain of the U.S. air force Colleen Shipman, who was suspected of the affair with the astronaut bill Felana. To do this, Nowak drove from Houston to Orlando. In order not to waste time on unnecessary stops, she wore diapers for the astronauts MAG (Maximum Absorbency Garment), and before meeting with Shipman wore a dark wig, glasses and coat. Hunt down the opponent, Nowak sprayed her in the face from a gas spray. In March 2007, the woman left NASA.

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